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I've always looked at myself as a peace-loving individual. Although I thrive within an atmosphere of serenity and harmony I'm not the form of person to advocate peace at any price. As much as I dislike violence and present it a broad berth, I'm not afraid to adopt a ascend to important issues. And that's why I am shocked when someone accused me to become a murderer.

He softened the accusation somewhat by stating that I murder my electronic equipment. I realize that I don't fare perfectly with any part of equipment that is smarter than I am but, murderer?? It's not a description I would ever have applied to myself.

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To make matters worse he told me that I have all these components of sophisticated equipment that I do not know the easiest way to use then I break everything.

Murderer At Large

Well, I don't deliberately break these things. They just happen.

Like some time I was wanting to affect the cartridge within my printer and the metal piece just broke in my hand. Well, obviously it did; it turned out so thin and fragile and thus challenging to grab of this tiny space. I'm pretty certain plenty of other people would've had to replace their printer, too.

And the time I was recording a song while on an audio tape so when I visited rewind the tape on high speed, the tape stretched and got involved inside the recorder and also the recorder had to become replaced. Well, the tape am thin, obviously it stretched and snapped and got stuck inside the recorder. Wouldn't that occur to anyone?

Last year, the electrical wires within the house blew out. I don't think I was responsible for that nevertheless the electrician explained how the circuit breaker was overloaded because I used a room air conditioner in addition for the central unit. He was required to rewire something, but that couldn't are actually my fault because no person said that whenever one thing had been used, I shouldn't use another thing on the same time.

And yesterday. I do not know how this happened as I've never seen it happen before but a handful of my electrical outlets stopped working. How does an outlet suddenly stop working? So, once again I needed to call an electrician. I'm embarrassed to say he came in, asked which outlets weren't working and then flicked a switch with them plus they did start to work. Since when do outlets include switches?

My phones are another story. The repairmen are here so often, I might have to get started on charging them rent. No one continues to be in a situation to find out why there can be so much static about the line and why there are such loud echoes. They explained it had been the sophisticated circuitry inside the phones understanding that I needed to locate some of the old-fashioned phones that have been made prior to the newer models. Do you know how that feels to ought to throw out new phones to acquire rid with the static?

Let's even if it is just talk about computers. I can't seem to have these phones work without incident. This latest occurrence involved a virus and kept me off of the internet for any number of weeks. when I turned around the computer a screen came down and explained that I had 38 viruses and it asked me if I wished to fix them. Of course I said yes. Then another screen came down and said that it would cost to correct it and asked me if I wanted it to become repaired. I stood a feeling it was a virus so I turned my computer off and called my technician.

In the midst of most this, I couldn't get around the internet, the songs that's being uploaded somewhere in the ethers (don't ask me with an explanation of where my music is sitting because I hardly understand it), suddenly stopped uploading. My new computer has evolved all types of glitches, and I am seriously considering living approximately my new name of murderer.

At the moment, I am contemplating taking a sizable hammer with it or throwing it from your great height. I wonder what felony I could be charged with for your murder of a computer. It's very tempting even though I don't look good in orange.

Murderer At Large

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